Captain Snooze

Well after the debarcle of Greek God I thought I’d better give this dating caper another go, no ones’s knocking on my door!!!. So once again I went onto one of those free dating apps. I move onto Captain Snooze, you will find out why soon enough why this guy had that nickname.

I think he’s handsome with a full head of thick salt and pepper hair and a face that not only a mother could love but rather a face that you could be seen in public with. He was very keen to meet me and make an impression. We met in a trendy inner city restaurant where he took me to dinner all paid for and already he’s telling me all about Malta and how he’s going to show it to me one day…..my mind starts racing thinking all sorts of possibilities.

Sometimes I do dream about the whole ridiculous notion that someone will pick me up and take me away from all this….ha ha ha!!, as if. I sometimes think of going back in time where our expectation was to be 1950’s domestic goddesses, and enjoy the floating sensation of valium and escape reality that way. At least you weren’t expected to be mother, father, driver, counsellor, chef, gardener, hot lover, keep a full time job and be size 10. But I wouldn’t change it for the world imagine how terrible it would of been in loveless marriages with no way to escape. Unfortunately for alot of women this is still the case even in 2019.

After this date I receive the most romantic messages telling me my ‘eyes shined as bright as the stars’ OMG is this guy writing for Mills and Boon. As I have already said before I am a big sucker for the romance and of course loved receiving these messages, much better than getting a message asking me ‘do I shave or wax’? I keep meaning to reply to those messages with ‘do you wax your ballsac and crack? but I never do I just delete them, it would give me a good laugh, I think I will do that the next time I get one of those stupid messages.

Anyway I met Captain Snooze on a Thursday and he wanted to see me the next night and the Saturday but I already had plans. So it was arranged to get together on the Sunday. Again we met in the same inner city area and I remember it being a really hot day. He calls me as I was finding parking and asked me to wait by my car, so I did as he came around the corner to meet me he’s carrying a huge bunch of flowers and a present…..OMG again me being the big sucker for romance was in heaven. He even had the good sense to bring a bucket a water so I could put the flowers in the car without them drying out. The present was an Ecoya candle, (what woman doesn’t like candles?) the majority of us are suckers for them.

So Captain Snooze was starting to look like he could be a keeper. The weekend I met him was over a long weekend and there’s a big festival in the city. We went in there and listened the music, he was very affectionate and was putting his arms around my waist and nuzzling into me. I can’t say that I was complaining I was enjoying myself. I was starting to think maybe I might never have to go online ever again….unfortunately not….if it ended there then this would be the end of my blog! LOL.

It’s amazing how someone just can’t seem to get enough of you and ever so slowly it starts to dwindle…..well of course this is the case here…but for now I will finish this story next time as it’s another one like Greek God too long to go on with in one blog.

Happy dating enjoy your weekend.

Thanks for reading

J xxx